Not a thing


when you desribe anything to a friend that is deemed to not exist or to be rediculous.
person 1: the other day i had a sick meal, i had omlette on toast
person 2: mate, that’s not a thing.

person 1: i saw a canned chicken today…
person 2: why is that even a thing?
dismissing an idea using “thing” to replace words like “problem” or “issue”.
janet: oh, brad, i’m sorry! i slept with rocky!
brad: don’t worry about it. it’s not a thing.

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