Not-Beer


(n) anything that is discernably not beer. derived from the beer/not-beer dichotomy, which dictates that anything and everything in existence (and non-existence) can be placed in one of the two aforementioned categories.

note: recently, “not-beer” has been colloquialized (adj), meaning: stupid, lame, unworthy of praise, worthy of scorn, etc. due to the recent colloquialization of “not-beer,” its positive form, “beer,” has only naturally been adopted as an antonym (adj), meaning: cool, awesome, unworthy of derision, worthy of commendation, etc.
leinenkugel’s honey weiss: beer.
popov: not-beer.
spaten optimator: beer.
smirnoff ice: not-beer.
stone brewing sublimely self-righteous ale: beer.
sand: not-beer.

a fresh keg of bell’s two-hearted ale: beer.
billy’s new tat of a biker-demon wielding swords of blue flame: beer.
freddy’s new tat of his grandmother’s big toe: not-beer.
freddy attempting to kegstand that bell’s two-hearted ale and failing miserably: not-beer.

getting along: beer.
bureaucracy: not-beer.

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