Not Completely Ready
the result of using numpties to manufacture products. the reports cataloging these occurences and the oh oh spaghetti ohs leading to them are known as ncr’s.
the customer has just called it appears their product was not completely ready. can you give them a call back and take some abuse, i’m off to kick some numpties.
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