not gay
what a guy says after being blown by another guy.
im not gay just because he sucked my c-ck and i came. im not gay, i was sleeping when he sucked my c-ck and i came.
gay.
“i’m not gay.” <---- spoken by a closeted h-m-s-xual.
new speak term meaning that they actually are gay if uttered by a politician.
senator craig said "i am not gay, i have never been gay" after being busted soliciting gay s-x.
declaration; a phrase that is shouted out loud by a straight man when he does something gay.
brad slapped ted on the -ss in the shower room and then yelled "not gay!" to prove indefinitely that he was not, in fact, gay.
a condition that is used to plainly and openly show to everyone that someone is, in fact, not gay. often used in movies or tv shows where male protagonists might be considered gay if there wasn't a scene explicitly showing his heteros-xuality, thereby providing him with a case of the notgays to ease viewers and let them know that they are not watching a show with a h-m-s-xual character.
first popularized by harry plinkett of redlettermedia in his review of star trek (2009).
viewers might have thought spock and kirk are gay for each other, but since j.j. abrams made kirk a ladies' man and had spock be in a weird relationship with uhura, we all can rest easy knowing they have a case of the notgays.
adding (not gay) to something, regardless of its content, makes it completely heteros-xual.
guy 1: "my p-n-s is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who i experiment with (not gay) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his p-n-s is nice, i like to suck that. i know i can't make my p-n-s bigger, but i want it to stop smelling of prawns, i shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?"
guy 2: "there goes a man who is completely heteros-xual."
sarcastic way of saying/ telling someone they are a h-m- or gay.
ag: (finishes telling a joke) hahahaha
jeezy: wow, you're not gay, no you're not. nope. not gay...
or-------
robert: harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrou
jeezy: (after hearing him) not gay.
a dead person who is falsely believed to be gay because they accidentally stumble upon a gay p-rn site, and die before they were able to exit it.
he's not gay, he's not-gay!
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