not in Florida


1. tripping; in an altered state of mind. the emphatic form is “totally not in florida”, equivalent to tripping b-lls. the -ssociation of florida with a normal state of mind could itself reasonably be considered the result of consuming controlled substances.

2. in a generally disagreeable situation. see also: f-cked.
“you guys, the bed just melted and turned into a thousand snakes, and then a herd of pink elephants flew by the window!”
“oh boy, dan is totally not in florida right now.”

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