not in my book


1) that is not true, according to my morals, principles, and beliefs
2) in a place other than the bound collection of literature that belongs to me or rests in my hand
1)
cop: “oh man, what a hard day of busting drug dealers it’s been. a big fat j would really hit the spot right now. can i borrow some papers?”
your square -ss: “isn’t that…um…illegal? smoking marijuana, i mean?”
cop: “not in my book. b-tch.”

2)
“d-mn, a playa really needs to take a p-ss after those 10 beers i just had. over here would be a good spot.”
“oh sh-t!!!! not in my book!!!”
“whoops, sorry about that.”

Read Also:

  • perdinkle

    a pickle that is injected with peanut b-tter. hey d-nkle hand me the perd-nkle.

  • SVTyballz

    bad-ss. king of the world. moderator at www.modularfords.com svtyballz owns all.

  • Canipits

    when your body odor has the unmistakable aroma of weed, specifically around the underarms. -woa dude, you been smokin’ the reefer, you stank of weed. -nah man, thats my bo. i got canipits. -gross bro, take a shower.

  • CERN Goggles

    see cern syndrome. a mental illness characterised by the onset of believing every girl you meet to be a perfect 10, and then trying to seduce them with your eyes. caused by a severe lack of women, as seen in cern, and other male-dominated scientific research inst-tutes around the world. alfred “why is jon staring […]

  • FuDatHoe

    just three words put in one. f-ck that hoe but saying it in a fast ghetto kind of way. yo carlos, that f-cking chick i told you about f-cking wouldn’t let me f-ck?! you know what man…fudathoe.


Disclaimer: not in my book definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.