Not Mess


a person, generally female, who refers to her/himself as a hot mess, but in reality is not a hot mess because they are either not currently a mess or, more likely, they are simply not hot. typically, the subject is under the mistaken impression they are hot.
(overweight) girl: i’m super-busy, i’ve lost my keys, my phone is dead, and i’ve got a million things to do – i’m a hot mess!

you (to friend, whispering): she’s not hot…so really she’s a not mess.

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