not my problem


a phrase indicating that one doesn’t care about someone’s problem, and feels no responsibility to help fix it. often used to disguise the fact that while it’s not your problem, it -is- your -fault-.
example 1 (disguising fault):
“your slanderous article has ruined my good name! i demand that you retract it.”
“not my problem.”

example 2 (not one’s fault):
right as i was leaving the building after quitting my sysadmin job, i heard the servers go down again. i didn’t turn back. it was not my problem any more.
your problem…
a: my girlfriend has run away with some short-rs-, chav gobsh-te from chelmsley wood! what should i do?

b: not my problem….

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