not my rodrick


a même that’s been circulating because some p-ssy -ss imposter pizza delivery lookin -ss soccer mom mother f-ckin w-lly wonk- jeffree star’s cousin plastic surgery lookin b-tch thinks he can replace my one and only daddy, rodrick heffley.
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“diary of a wimpy kid you say? which one?”
“the one from 2017”
oh b-tch no that’s not my rodrick
this saying goes towards the 2nd diary of a wimpy kid movie because as we all know.. rodrick was our beautiful emo king in the first movie and some ugly -ss drug addict took over in the second movie and everyone hates him 🙂
thats not my rodrick!!

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