not pimpin
you know you are not pimpin if:
– you got 2 sweat patches up under yo arms and look like youve been swimmin in shoulder height water
– if you smell like you been at work all day
– if you see have ash around the knuckles, like you washed half of your hands and lotion three quarters of yo body
– if you’re spinnin rims spin counter clockwise
– if you are dancin on the dancefloor and you look to your left and your right and there is not a woman in sight
– if your vodka and cranberry is really really dark,
like blood, that’s because you didn’t order vodka buddy
that’s why it’s $3 a gl-ss
– you are a n-gg- with white socks
– if your shoes have a buckle on them
you are most likely not pimpin
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