a topping that simply isn’t safe for waffles.
“you can’t put the universe on a waffle, joe. it’s not safe for waffles.”
- smelly taco
a smelly taco is slang for a v-g-n- that smells of cheap taco seasoning and the unfulfilled dreams of unbaptized orphans. hey steve, have you ever smelled jane`s v-g-n-? in my cl-ssification handbook for v-g-n- scents, similar to a handbook for animal tracks, it is most closely related to the smelly taco.
- cave spelunking
when your so deep in a girls -ss, you’re practically mining so deep in her i was cave spelunking
- the blehs
the annoying moments when some gals experience nausea during their monthlies. “i’d rather have the plops than the blehs any old day during that time of my monthlies.”
a n-gg- with a small p-n-s and is not good in bed and looks like a punk, also has white hair on top of his head terius
- tuna gooch
when a guy goes a few days without showering and starts to get a smell on his groins and gooch that smells like tuna. it’s pretty much the male equivalent to a fishy vag. guy1: “hey tom, do you want to head over to lawn st? there’s a few girls over there just drinking and […]