Not-So-Fresh


a general feeling of uncleanliness, sometimes used to suggest that somebody has an std. usually remedied by a good douching on the part of girls or possibly an enema for guys.

from a mid-80s commercial for m-ssengill brand douche.
girl: mom, do you ever feel, you know, not-so-fresh?
mom: of course, that’s why i douche.
extremely foul or disgusting; not even close to clean
man, that bathroom was not so fresh

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