Not So Happy Ending
when a female m-sseuse gives a post-m-ssage bl-wj-b, then proceeds to bite the man’s p-n-s off.
cop: “whats the situation?”
deputy: “well the victim died after his p-n-s was removed and he bled out.”
cop: “in a m-ssage parlor? how was his p-n-s removed?”
deputy: “not so happy ending.”
cop: “mother of god.”
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