one armed bandit
mk. 13 single arm missile launcher. a missile launcher on service with us navy prior to the advent of vertical launch system.
watch it, the one armed bandit is moving! i think they’re going to shoot some ships
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a slot machine, named after the ‘old’ era of slot machines with the arm on the side you pulled down. this was prior to modern era push b-tton machines.
that slot-jockey has been playin the one armed bandit for hours.
when a woman during s-x puts a penny in the mans mouth and then pulls down on his erection.
if nothing happens, complain that he should have paid out
i pulled a guy from the casino and taught him how to play one armed bandits, luckily he didn’t choke
a bloke with a ruined gag reflex who hangs around toilets in norfolk offering ‘extras’ to other blokes using the facilities.
so named as 1 arm is much larger than the other due to the amount of repeated ‘stroking’ of other mens c-cks it performs, usually for £5 or less.
gayboy 1 – “hey julian, please can you hold my babycham, i’m off to the little boys room”
gayboy 2 – “ok, but you’d better not have a go on the one armed bandit while you’re in there!”
gayboy 1 – “i won’t i promise, girl”
normal bloke from the north – “you queers disgust me”
a bandit with one arm.
such as that guy in the twin peaks movie. i don’t think he was a bandit. he did have one arm though.
a man with one arm (sometimes with the addition of an eyepatch) who skulks public restrooms for anonymous s-x acts.
the one armed bandit has been hanging around the public bathroom all morning.
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