not the brightest bulb on the porch
a nice way of refering to a person who is not smart or who does things that are ill-advised
see also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
durwood: my uncle is not the brightest bulb on the porch.
winthrop: why do you say that?
durwood: he saw a sign that said ‘keep of the gr-ss’… so flushed his stash o’ hash down the drain.
winthrop: bl–dy ‘ell!
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