Not Worth a Wank


to describe a situation or occasion beneath ones-self, comparable to being beneath ones lowest level of masturbation.

an act that does not live up to expectation
john: hey bill, have you seen that new horror movie, ya know the one that’s really sick?

bill: yeah ive seen it and trust me its ‘not worth a w-nk’

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