not you
either the most humiliating, or most relieving two words in the human language.
girl: “there’s this really cute guy i like in my third hour cl-ss.”
guy –looks hopeful–
girl: “not you.”
guy: “i cannot stand that woman!”
girl –looks hurt–
guy: “not you.”
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