notepad
a simple word processing application that can somehow open any file format imaginable.
notepad opens everything.
america’s favorite program for:
html editing/writing c++ code/writing scripts of various types/writing english reports/writing a list of credit card numbers.
that program notepad is so powerful that it gave me several cancerous tumors in my t-st-cl-s and eyelids.
the term used to express your disinterest when a stranger or friend is telling a long and/or boring story, or is starting a story that sounds boring.
the idea is that you express your boredom by pretending to be taking notes.
guy 1.
‘so yeah, i’m an animal nutritionist i feed chickens i can control the size their eggs for major supermarket brands for example……….’
guy 2 to guy 3.
‘hey man, did you bring your notepad? i’m running out of paper here.’
a bizzare s-xual organ developed by certain cults around west yorkshire it comprises of a small flap of skin resembling a ‘post it’ note, this ca be rolled up to be shoved inside a woman/man (whatever takes your fancy), have a slit cut in it to become a v-g-n- or rubbed as a weird way of masturbation
first guy:he has a notepad
second guy:he’s called daryl
both:hah hah hah hah hah
both:big headed b-st-rd!
dear mom, ii have decided that suicide is the best thing….
hghgjhgj uyhgyg
the weakest text editor ever created. no one but a moron would use it because it only runs on microsoft windows.
any lamerz that think notepad is worth a sh-t should be hung by their toenails.
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