Notevenclose
when you accidentally say “in a word” before you realize you were going to say three words, and you have to pretend its all one word.
-friend 1 “how was it?”
-friend 2 “in a word… not even close.”
-friend 1 “how was that one-”
-friend 2 “notevenclose!”
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