a type depression that occurs when one has no notifications on their device after long periods of not checking it. this often means that the victim has few friends and should seek therapy immediately. it is easy to know when one has this because they will have 10 or more social media apps on their device and will spend most of their time alone.
guy-dude, look at jeremy. he is all alone and is always waiting for someone to talk to him and for notifications on his phone.
other guy-yeah dude i think he has notifit-tus.
- testing your heart
when you ask someone for a favor and they give you their answer as in yes or no. asker “may i borrow some money?” lender”yes anytime you need me i got you.” asked ” i was just testing your heart. seeing where it was at.
- donut people
individuals who have their heads so far up their -sses, they -ssume a ring-like shape, causing them to physically resemble donuts more so than people. this place is run by donut people. they can’t see how much they f-ck everything up, all they can see is the insides of their own colons.
- chip fig
a sh-tty youtube “star” “dave i’m stoned wanna watch some chip fig videos? ” “dude , f-ck no watching chip fig videos makes me want to swan dive off buildings”
- life milk
another term for sperm or -j-c-l-t–n she swallowed all of my life milk
- she has the meats
when her p-ssy looks like a sandwich you’d get at arby’s. so how did netflix and chill go? -bro, she has the meats 😵