nouveau fat
a person who recently became fat. one who lacks the appropriately sized clothing for their newly bloated carc-ss. one who lacks dignity and style.
a: “look at that guy, waddling down the street, guy hanging out… who does he think he is?!”
b: “he’s nouveau fat”
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