nova scotia handshake


a nova scotia handshake is the act of flatulating onto a seat or cushion before relinquishing the seat to another person. the purpose of a nova scotia handshake is to leave a more lasting impression in the mind of the recipient than a traditional handshake.
derek: “here asher, take my seat.”
asher: “gee thanks, derek. wow, this seat feels pretty warm!”
derek: “that’s just a nova scotia handshake for you!”

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