tozo
tune out zone out or tuning out zoning out. the act of one zoning out to the ends of the earth. where one zones out of sp-ce and tunes out sound, while their wife rambles on about a questionable facebook post her bbf sarah posted.
person 1: “yo so betsy was totally like being mean to me today and i was like so offended omg”
person 2: “sorry i was tozo’ing you because you bore the f-ck out of me”
wife: “so sarah posted that she read from a post on instagram, from pintest that this one vegan blog , said that smelling dirt can help curve appet-te…”
husband: “oh what? sorry babe i just tozo, could you tell me that again?”
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