novafest


a yearly sh-tshow on the campus of villanova that is the sickest f-cking weekend of the year. on these days the greatest collection of bosses and slampieces gather on west campus for a ragefest to end all rages. natty ice is downed like african kids chug water, and p-ssy is pounded like ground meat is beat in a butcher shop. it is the f-cking greatest 48 hour period in the history of history.
guy 1- “remember last year at novafest when you f-cked those three fat chicks, threw up in the church, and tried to ring the alumni hall bell but p-ssed out on the stairs”?

guy 2- “no but i’m the f-cking man”

guy 1- “when is erin having her baby?”

guy 2- “dude novafest was nine months ago. when the f-ck do you think she’s having it?”

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