a novos-xual person is someone who can’t work out what their s-xuality is, and is constantly changing their mind on what gender they are attracted to. novos-xuality is different to questioning; questioning s-xuality is going through a phase of trying to work out who one is attracted to, whereas a novos-xual will feel like and identify as h-m-s-xual one day, then polys-xual the next, and bis-xual another day.
side note: novoromantic is a thing too; it is exactly the same as novos-xual, except with romantic attraction, rather than s-xual attraction
novos-xual person: i’m pans-xual– like, i’m attracted to all genders.
other person: i thought you were a lesbian?
novos-xual person: so did i! however, i feel like gender doesn’t matter in a relationship; the only thing that should matter is love.
other person: the other day, you were all “ew boys” “girls ftw”
novos-xual person: -shrugs-
being a pest/being annoying. my dog nala is being so nudgie. she must need to go for a walk or want to eat. 3 more definitions when underwear are too tight and one t-st-cl- pops out the side. man: hey honey how do you like my new briefs? wife: umm, sweetie i think they are […]
- off my camel
get absolutely sh-t faced and have a f-ck-ng wild time kyran wanted hanna to sober drive. but hanna said “i want to get off my camel”, so kyran had to find another driver.
the baddest mo’f-cker you’ll ever meat ‘yo man don’t f-ck with him that’s okindu’
- omega douche
a person (s) of exceeded amounts of douchery he or she became god (dess) of douchebags did you see brady yesterday? man that guy is a omega douche
‘oh my god, i literally can’t even’ normally used and said by basic white girls omgilce becky these shoes are so frickin cute!