Nowata


a small town in north eastern oklahoma where old folks come to retire and fight over frivolous matters, including but not limited to:

1. who has the rights to the water tower’s roof for the television station,
2. who is and isn’t allowed to establish a business which leads to the growth and development of the town,
3. who is and isn’t in control of a section of approximately 3 feet of city “street”.
if you’re 25 and younger:

“hey, let’s get the h-ll out of here!”

if you’re older than 25:

“hey, let’s buy a car that costs more than the trailer we’re living in!”

if you make bad jokes:

“nowata – they must not have a lot of water…”

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