Nowsterday
pr-nounced ‘now-ster-day’
nowsterday means now/at this moment/today and yesterday combined to make nowsterday.
it is used when you are trying to describe something that happened around now or yesterday, either as an excuse or legit reason.
it can also be used to describe how fast you have/had done something.
worker: “sorry i haven’t been into work, but i’ve been really sick the past few days”
boss: “but i just saw you out at the mall”
worker: “ya, i just started feeling better, uh, nowsterday”
or
“i started that project like nowsterday”
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