noyst
definition
acronym for “name of your s-x tape”. said in response to any comment that, when taken out of context, is even vaguely dirty. it is a more advanced form of “that’s what she said”, since it retains the ability to make anything sound like a filthy s-x act, while being more broadly applicable to practically any statement.
origin
running gag on brooklyn 99 – det. jake peralta repeatedly makes fun of det. amy santiago by replying to innocuous statements she makes with : “that’s the t-tle of your s-x tape”.
– but seriously, what is taking so long?
– #noyst
– there’s a blast of cold air coming out of that box…
– noyst!
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