NP-Hissues
(n.) issues pertaining to the great actor/legend/all around good guy/king of awesomeness, the legendary neil patrick harris. or, as his devout followers know him – nph. these np-hissues are often unspoken and -ssumed, and generally refer to a feeling that one receives upon realising a love for said nph. symptoms of hissues can include anything from hot flashes, sudden bouts of enjoyable daydreaming, frantic wailing and/or giggling and squeeing of the high pitched variety. np-hissues usually arise unbeknownst to the hissue-ee (one with hissues).
kate: so, i accidentally came across these fantastic pictures on the internet while researching an obviously very important university paper.
emily: really, to what do these images refer?
kate: -high pitched squeal- nph!
emily: i’m sorry, what? did you just say nph?
kate: you are correct sir, and might i say that these pictures of a certain someone are mighty fine.
emily: oh my god, when did this happen? i think we have np-hissues!!
kate: i don’t know what you mean, sir! i have never heard of these hissues you speak of….
-both giggle incessantly-
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