npg
non praticeing gay
mike:is todd gay?
me:no he’s an npg
abbreviation for ‘no problem gangsta’. used mainly as a shorthand while typing txt msgs to say ‘you’re welcome’.
(txt message example conversation)
person 1: thx for that sick new tv!
person 2: npg, glad you like it.
also known as no p-ssy getting syndrome. symptons may included breakout of pimples (acne), non stop masturbating, and anger problems. npgs can lead to depression and there for lead to suicide. the only way to not aquire it is to get a girlfriend or have some s-x.
d-mn, look at jim, he has the full case of npgs.
i feel sorry for him. lol
no p-ssy getters- can be used to describe lesbians who act like they get it and don’t or just that guy who randomly fakes tongue in mid- air all the time
“d-mn, look at that girl fake tonguing.”
“well, we no she ain’t getting none”
“yeah, all these npgs are scaring me”
non-practicing gay. also see metros-xual
“my father became an npg to help save a marriage”
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