NPS


no p-ssy sh-t
greg: yo let’s play some football

tim: ok no tackling though

greg: what the h-ll, nps bro
1. no problems

used to inform someone that it was no h-ssle/problem.
john: tyvm
betty: nps
no p-ssy sh-t
susan didn’t want to jump into the lake but her friends just kept saying nps till eventually she jumped bc she didn’t want to be a chicken
non-penetrative s-x; s-xual activity which does not include s-xual penetration, such as: kissing, cuddling, spooning, humping, frottage and mutual masturbation.
mwm seeks mwf for nps.
stands for nude pic’s or naked pic’s. a picture of s-xual orientation. mostly of the b–bs or v-g-n- area. booty may be included.
person 1: yo np’s?

person 2: no you pervert

person 1: 🙁
1)niddie protection system
2)a system on a surf board to keep a person from getting nipple rash.
peter locks in his nps on his way out to the line-up

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