N*sync

an untalented manufactured singing group that can’t play instruments. they are all h-m-s, but since they appeal to 9 year old mini-sl-ts with no pubic hair, they got rich. see the backstreet boys.
group of 5 gay men who are completely devoid of any sort of personality and whose souls are empty. they initially started out as a moneymaking enterprise for a one lou perlman, but, becoming greedier, have since stuck out on their own. to date, not one of their songs has shared anything that could be considered meaningful with the rest of humanity, and indeed stand guilty of depriving many people of hope. personally, i would like the 20 minutes of my life that i was forced to listen to their music back.

see also: n’suck
wow, that n’sync really sucks. they are gay, right?
f-gs! kill the meaning of manhood!
what happens when you take 5 guys, teach them how to lip-synch, and put them in front of 2034823792416234120 screaming 13 year old girls
n-sync makes me want to shove a spoon in my eye, and then scoop out my brains
one of the most successful boy bands in the late 1990’s and into the early 2000’s. loved by millions of teenage girls because they sing dance/pop music but hated on by millions of guys because if you’re a male and you don’t hate boy bands then everyone thinks your gay. n-sync being the most successful boy band means that the average heteros-xual white male should hate them. mostly white guys hate n-sync because they dance well, sing black music well and appeal to so many girls. another reason for the hate is the fact that although at least 4 members of the group can play instruments, they generally don’t during their song production, preferring to dance instead. they also co-write many of their songs but it’s not respected becasue it’s still only pop music. n-sync began to appeal to the urban market late in their career by collaberating with rap stars and releasing more r&b influenced music.

though they were highly overrated and initially came off as a manufactured marketing tool for the pop music industry, the group was actually quite talented. although jc chasez and justin timberlake were the only members of the group who could really sing, as a whole they were known for there elaborate dance coreography, harmonizing and since of humor. part of their success as a boy band was that they recognized themselves as a boy band and didn’t take themselves too seriously. upon realizing that the popularity of generic pop music and boy bands in general was dying off by the 2000’s (at least in the us) justin timberlake (the most talented all around member of the group) broke out of the group and went solo coming out with his own successful alb-m. timberlake sold out his bandmates and made a r&b type alb-m and guest performing with rap groups.
girl: i love n-sync
boy 1: n-sync is a bunch of f-gs
boy 2: i kind of like n-sync
boy 1: you’re gay!
a group of no talent white boys who think they’re black and dance around like f-ggets.
hey, lets go beat the sh-t out of kids who listen to n-sync!
an adjective meaning moronic, r-t-rded, pointless and utterly a waste of life. originated from the boy-band of the same name, who possessed all the aforementioned characteristics.
the new band was totally n-sync. they sucked!

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