NTS


note to self.
followed by a message of something that you need to remember.
“note to self: get revenge on eric!”
“nts: get revenge on eric!”
the beat in techno songs.
a techno song: nts nts nts.
not that smart. people who really cant explain their ability to say things that are stupid, or not that smart
person 1: i was gonna get a tattoo of the date i die, but then i realized i’d be dead before i could get the tattoo…
person 2: oh my god, that was an nts moment right there.
text messaging acronym. created since “lol” is the new “i have nothing to say” this acronym is used to replace it. may also be used instead of “i plead the fifth”. –originated in san jose, california.–
dude i’m studying for the test.
-nts

where were you during the time of 9:17pm?
-nts
not that sweet.
did you see pete’s girlfriend?
yeah, totally nts.
not that serious
this situation is nts… so chill jsi
nuke the sh-thouse.
basically, when you take a
big, stinky, steamy sh-t.
-at dinner-
ruben: excuse me, i must nts before i shart myself.

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