Nu Pong
a modern twist on the american p-ss-time of beer pong, developed in santee, ca in early 2009.
the object is the exact same as cl-ssic pong; sink your ball and make your homies drink.
what you’ll need to play:
• 4 or more eager beer drinkers
• a messy table (the more debris, the better)
• coasters
• pint gl-sses
• ping pong b-lls
• beer, obviously
scoring breakdown:
• sink it on the fly = 1 drink (this shot can not be made on the person sitting directly next to you)
• sink it on one bounce = 2 drinks
• sink it on two bounces = 3 drinks
• make a “gump shot” (bounce the ball off the table and the wall) = 4 drinks
penalties:
• jamoke shot (catch someone’s beer off of their coaster and sink it) – they are a jamoke and therefore must chug their beer!
• upper deck (accidently get your ball stuck anywhere above the table i.e. lamp or shelf) – chug your beer!
• community cup (an empty cup that must place somewhere on the table) – if your ball lands here, chug your beer!
• spilt beer- this is the worst thing that can happen and you must exit the game until someone else makes a shot (you’re also the beer b-tch for the remainder of the game)
-you must be sitting to take a shot!
-there is no shooting order, if you have the ball shoot it.
the rules are simple and the fun is endless. this is not your daddy’s beer pong!
“yo dog, i heard there might be an epic game of nu pong on ryder road tonight!”
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