Nu-punk
a genre of punk rock that has yet to actually appear on the scene. the music is known for its extensive use of traditional “four-chord” punk riffs, nasal vocals, political satire, discontent, general profanity, and hipster bashing. it is best listened to when played loudly. this term was officially coined by a disgruntled english teacher in her mid-twenties, lamenting the loss of angry, yet fun, music to listen to while slamming into sweaty show-goers.
“punk’s dead, man.”
“no way! have you even heard disestablishminternet play a show? nu-punk proves that punk’s not dead.”
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