nub armor


the flap of skin that protects a womans’ cl-toris, designed to protect the delicate flower of womanhood from the brute b-mbling force of man. the nub armor is essential in protecting a woman’s greatest treasure: as there are over 200 nerve endings (we like to call them “little friends”)
oh my god, are you ok?
yeah, the ball hit me in the nub armor!

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