nub junkie


a person overly fond of or as the word junkie would denote addicted to the nub (see also kn-b, c-ck, p-n-s, w-nker, etc).
used as a negativism or insult either in anger or in jest.
person 1: person 3 is such a nub junkie.
person 2: yeah, a total bob-kn-bber.
person 3: i heard that!

person 1: hey, gimme a dollar, i want to get me a c-ke.
person 2: what? do i look like your sugar daddy, you freaking nub junkie?

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