Nuclear Family


the typical family depicted on television commercials which depict a happy, loving, tight family enjoying whatever item that the commercial is depicting. sadly, this is not the way that most real life families act.
john: “dad we need to get a kinect!! look how happy that family is!!”

brother: “dude, can’t you tell that’s just a nuclear family? the kinect won’t bring that kinda happiness!”
1 more definition
a family comprised of a mother, father, and at least 1 full child (child of both parents). something that is non-existent in today’s society.
back in the day, families stayed together for life and existed as a nuclear family! now, families always split.

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