nuclear poke
the “nuclear option” of facebook poke wars. consists of posting a series of broken-up, quasi-threatening messages on the profile of the person you are in a facebook poke war with. the goal is to give them so many notifications that they will give up in the war.
-posted on a facebook profile-
–i am taking the nuclear option–
–for this facebook pokewar–
–which i have, incidentally, just declared.–
— however i have also–
–decided to take this one all the way–
–up the escalation ladder–
–right at the outset–
–because im cool like that–
— and i have actually stockpiled a lot of nuclear weapons–
— so now the choice is yours:–
–you can continue fighting this conflict–
–in vain–
–but just know–
–that this was merely–
–a small, initial first strike–
–a single “nuclear poke”–
–if you will…–
— to demonstrate my escalation dominance.–
–you have been warned.–
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