nuclear war


a game in which two people have a curry and then take up adjacent stalls see who can produce more noxious explosive diarrhea.
why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
i was having a nuclear war. i won.
d-mn good job.
a hour long waltz in which the victor is the one that:

1. struck first
2. had more nuclear weapons
3. had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities

note that this victory is temporary because soon after a “victor” is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.
a socialist war, because everyone on the planet becomes insanely equal.
what p-ss-es do because they are too afraid to fight hand-to-hand in conventional warfare like men!
instead of looking you in the eye and shooting you i will hide in a bunker and push this little red b-tton.
1. the culmination of all human achievement. inevitable. this is how we are going to go, folks. it’s just a matter of time…
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1. nuclear war is the -rg-sm of human existence.
they nuke us, we nuke them. in a matter of hours, we’re all dead.
the whole planet gets nuked. planet f-ked up. no more life.

apart from insects
in some light nuclear war would be exiting
see: bush reelection
north korea, iran, syria

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