nucular

the way george w. trys to say “nuclear”.
“mr. president, instead of trying to say ‘nucular’, why don’t we just stick with ‘weapons of m-ss destruction’.”
something you never, ever want to hear coming from the lips of a man who controls a nuclear -rs-nal large enough to destroy the entire world eight times over.
“our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nucular weapons production.”
comical mispr-nunciation of nuclear. most commonly used by george w. bush and homer simpson.
nucular. it’s pr-nounced, ‘nucular’.
an idiotic way to pr-nounce the word “nuclear”. whats worse is most of them know how the word is spelled yet still insist on saying “nucular”
guy 1: the way the world is right now, we’re probably headed toward nucular war”

guy 2: (after karate chopping guy 1 in the face) “what the h-ll is a “nucular war”? i am going to chop you in the face again you worthless troll!”
a word first made famous by president jimmy carter. he was the first nucular engineer to become president.
my 8 year old daughter amy’s biggest worry is nucular proliferation.
a respelling of the word nuclear for those who don’t particularly care if they get it right.
“saddam had a nucular weapons program”
a rough paraphrase of president george w. bush’s scare us speeches.
george bush’s way of saying the word nuclear.
oh no, not another nu-cu-lar missle attack!

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