nud


shut yer nud
what’s a nud?
irc slang for anything; ‘goin for a nud’ ‘come over after work and we’ll have a couple nuds’
10 more definitions
this word describes t-st-cl-s. its combines two words refering to the b-lls. the words are nuts and nads, both terms refering to the gonads…hence the new term called nuds
ouch!! dude u just hit me in the nuds
a picture sent from a girl via text message, snapchat, etc. showing their naked body.
short for “nude”. the dropped “e” keeps it on the down low.
ex ) dude, she’s so hot, you have to get the nuds from her.

ex ) i just want her to send me nuds.
nud is essentially a synonym of “nub” or “noob” but with worse connotation. in essence, a nud is simply more of a “noob” than a normal “noob”. it originated from a misspelling of “nub”.
a bunch of noobs are playing warcraft 3, and one single handedly loses the game for his entire team. he is a nud. he is living the “nudlyf”.
the brown, grimy bottom part of worn socks.
he wore his socks down to the nuds
1. your face (n)
2. an offensive word (n)
3. to fail (v)
4. your mom (n)
5. your life (n,adj)
6. could also be used as an adjective

p.s. this was created by the three smartest people in the universe; tk,yk,jk
1. your face is so nuddy
2. stop being such a nud.
3. omg you’re embarr-ssing me. don’t nud.
4. your mom is so ugly, she’s the nuddiest nud ever
5. i feel bad for you man, your life is nuddy as heck!
6. nuddy, nuddiest, etc
7. ew, she’s such a nud. she likes justin bieber. ew.
sp-nk or giz

“here baby, let me get you a towel, you have nud on your face…”

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