Nudez or it didn’t happen.


when someone doesn’t believe that you “got some” they say this phrase. meaning, if there are no nudy shots, nothing happened.
john: yeah, man, i totally got laid last night.
henry: yeah right dude. nudez or it didn’t happen.

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