Nudic


when you put your bare -ss on an unsuspecting persons’ face.
dude 1: “dude! did you see that new picture of daren?”
dude 2: “nah man, what happened?”
dude 1: “tim totally nudic’d him and put it up. it’s hilarious.”
dude 2: “awh man! total -ss cheeks to face!”

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