nugget bust
when a fat man tries to smuggle chicken nuggets past tsa and gets caught. while trying to remove the nuggets the fat man’s -ss explodes leaving the scent of mcdonalds throughout the airport.
that fat guy just nugget busted man, now all i smell is kids meals from mcdonald’s.
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