nugget nibbler
someone who picks their nose then eats it.
person a: “did you know that hillary is a nugget nibbler?”
person b: “i don’t believe it!”
person a: “it’s true! she had her finger in her nose up to the second knuckle! then a quick nibble. i almost hurled…”
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