Nuke Balls
the feeling one gets after racking up your first 24 killstreak in call of duty modern warfare 2 and having some douchebag runner knife you in the back preventing you from getting your nuke on. much like the feeling of having your girlfriend lovingly suck on your p-n-s and wait till you are about to c-m but instead, headb-tts your b-lls.
gamer: duuude i almost got a nuke on wasteland!!!!!
roomate: f-ckin t-ts dude
gamer: right? ive been trying all week!! wait, why do my b-lls hurt so bad all the sudden?
roomate: dude, youve got nuke b-lls …..
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