Nuke Crib


1. a secret storage place for illegal nuclear weapons or nuke technology.

2. a nuclear weapons development facility that is purposely kept hidden from iaea inspectors.

2. iran’s secret nuke plant beneath the “holy” city of qum, which was disclosed by u.s. president obama at the united nations in september 2009.
using satellite imagery and espionage, we located iran’s secret nuke crib in a set of tunnels near qum. they put the facility there to make it harder to bomb because of possible collateral damage to the ancient qum mosques.

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