Nuked shit
when someone sh-ts in a 7-11 big bite box and then places it in a microwave and nukes it for 2-4 minutes and leaves for the homeowner of landlord to find. in some cases a contractor mad at another may nuke a sh-t as a sign of anger for having to do sh-tty work in the first place, or for being a -sshole in general. best part of the nuked sh-t is the fact that it is one of the last places one would look for the stench of sh-t.
danny (worker)and jeff (boss) were stumped for days on the odor in the rental house. once the nuked sh-t was discovered jeff said “guess what danny? since i’m the boss, you’re the nuked sh-t cleaner upper!” danny, being the hardcore bad-ss he is, reached in with bare hands and smeared the nuked sh-t all over jeff’s seat in his truck.
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