nukesterbate
masturbating in a radioactive zone seeking the ultimate nuclear pleasure.
hey, isn’t alexei supposed to be guarding the chern-byl entrance?
oh he’s probably nukesterbating near one of the radioactive zones.
isn’t it dangerous to nukesterbate?
yolo
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